We were having a family dinner at my house but I wasn't going to be there until 6:15, when I was done work. So when I walked in, everyone cheered and yelled my name. It was obvious most of my family members were completely drunk. Here's some highlights of the evening.
-My uncle was laughing so hard that he drooled/spit on the kitchen counter. My aunt stood next to him laughing un-controllably and pointing at him.
-Somehow we started talking about condoms and jokingly i was like "CONDOMS SUCK!" and my uncle cheers'd me for saying that. He was basically cheersing me for EVERYTHING I said.
-My mom was getting dessert and went to steal my aunts chair. My aunt pulled the chair quickly, just as my mom was sitting down. She landed on the floor, the dessert going EVERYWHERE. Everyone was laughing so hard. My uncle even got up and took a picture of my mom with his black berry. Later on my aunt found pie in her purse.
-I was eating my hamburger and started choking. My uncle, instead of helping me, said "Chew jessica, it's not a boy."
-My uncle rocked out on my brothers drum set, throwing the drum sticks in the air and trying to catch them.
-Same uncle walked around for 10 minutes trying to find his coat, not even sure if he brought his coat. It was on the ground, right in front of him. He also searched our house for his empty case of ginger ale.
