Teenager

This story was on boxing day. We were all drinking and having a good time. I was sitting with my cousin Tara just talking away, when my cellphone started to vibrate. Taking it out and looking, it was my uncle, who was sitting in the chair in front of me, texting me. He asked me what I was drinking. I responded and that was that. But then he just continued to text me, big wtf. Eventually he was sitting next to me and texting me. I just stopped responding and he was like "Why did you reply to my text!", i turned and said "You're sitting right next to me...." and then he went "Ah yes, but I'm being a teenager tonight!". Later on in the evening, my other uncle decided he would let everyone know that he didn't wear underwear anymore. My aunt (his sister) didn't believe him, so took a peek down the back of his pants and then exclaimed "Oh god, he wasn't lying."