Kyle Rules

This happened back when I lived in London. I went to a show with Danielle, it was at the Embassy. Some bands I liked were on the Embassy side and then there was a Punk show on the Whippet side. So that meant Kyle was there as well, completely wasted. Danielle, Sam Sheff and I went outside, not sure why though. Kyle was out there, so we decided to talk to him. I introduced Sam to him and Kyle introduced him self, something like this : "Im Kyle, Kyle rules... never forget." At the point, Sam seemed fairly confused, so Kyle pulled his bottom lip down, to reveal at tattoo that said "Kyle Rules.". At seeing this Sam said "Sweet tattoo, I want the inside of my lip done too.." Kyle smiled big and said "Get Kyle rules...because I rule". Then after some small talk, we all went back inside, to our appropriate sides. Kyle then was texting me, but none of it made any sense. I'm assuming he was using T9, but it just wasn't making any sense. I was even showing Danielle the texts but she didn't understand either. Eventually we went home (Danielle and I), Terrell came over and then Kyle randomly showed up. Kyle stayed up the entire night with Terrell and getting more drunk.

Note: Kyle texts everyone and anyone with "Kyle Rules". Its basically his catch phrase.