Divorce

This just happened and it actually made me laugh so hard. My dad, My mom and I were downstairs in the living room talking about running into woodstock. I told my dad I wanted Pizza Hut and then he said they weren't going near that area. But then my mom spoke up and said that she did kinda want to go to Zellers. Then the conversation went something like this :

"Hey dad, you married into this..."

"Well that can easily be fixed.."

"Jerry! You wouldn't survive without me"

"Oh?"

"Yes, you really wouldn't"

"That sounds like a challenge to me....."

"....."

"Divorce! Here we come!"

"Not funny dad.."

"OH... uh errrrr SOOOO PIZZA HUT EH?"

Honestly, If you were there, you'd laugh.